WHY Do People Keep Calling Barb a SnowMama?

December 13, 2010 By Barb 2 Comments

Exciting news! I have moved blogs. I am in the process of slowly moving all the posts over. Please join me at MomOffTrack.com.

Answers for my poor confused friends as to why people keep referring to their sun worshiping friend Barb as a “SnowMama” exist here. It’s amazing the depths mothers will go to for their children. I am a SnowMama and more than proud of it!

Disclaimer: I am compensated in a variety of incredible ways to participate as a Snowmama. However, I truly believe PCMR and NAC rock or I wouldn’t bring my family there!

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Latest WikiLeaks Scandel

December 9, 2010 By Barb 2 Comments

In a surprising announcement this morning, Bearemy, the head bear in charge of Carters stuffed animals has revealed they are preparing for the worst. It is now being widely speculated that the secret bear stuff formula may be among the documents Assange is preparing to release next. We asked many of animals for their reaction…

I'm shocked. Interpol has our full cooperation.

I'm so scared! This could be the end of the stuffed animal industry as we know it. BTW-does this shirt make me look fat?

All stuffed animals need to take necessary precautions. I am busy sniffing out more details and will update you as necessary

I have the encryption key and I am not afraid to release it. Power to the people-keep the net free baby!

Busy making love not war....

Bwwwaahhhhaa, Bearemy will ultimately learn the truth...

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It’s a Well Deserved Crappy Mood I Am In…

November 26, 2010 By Barb 7 Comments

I just sat down to tell you all about my crappy day and I coughed. It happened so fast I forgot to cover my mouth. I just coughed a loogie all over my computer screen. Not kidding! Maybe I shouldn’t have shared that….

Last night as we were supposed to sit down to enjoy the turkey for the second attempt (the first was unsuccessful do to the bleeding turkey that greeted us out of the oven) we hear an ominous beep. Remember the $60,000 bed? It was beeping—-AGAIN—-for the fourth time in less than 2 weeks. And I do mean RIGHT when we were finally sitting down!

When it beeps it shuts down and you have to call for service. I picked up the phone dreading that I would be ruining the sweet older gentleman who has to come out everytime I call no matter what the time or day. I didn’t have the heart to make him come out last night so Carter slept on the couch until the am.

This morning out servicemen came. They were here for 5 hours. Essentially ruining any plans we had for the day but it was worth it if this bed was going to stop beeping. Off they finally went and we let the bed warm up. At 7 we got Carter all ready to go get back in the bed (now 24 hours out of it) and watch a movie. He gets in the bed and what happens?

That, my dear friends, is what the sand that is supposed to be in the bed looks like as it leaks out slowly onto my floor. There are piles like this all around the bed.

So Carter goes back to the couch and the poor serviceman is on his way back out to my house. He will be here around 9pm.

I am NOT a happy person.

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