Latest WikiLeaks Scandel

In a surprising announcement this morning, Bearemy, the head bear in charge of Carters stuffed animals has revealed they are preparing for the worst. It is now being widely speculated that the secret bear stuff formula may be among the documents Assange is preparing to release next. We asked many of animals for their reaction…

I'm shocked. Interpol has our full cooperation.

I'm so scared! This could be the end of the stuffed animal industry as we know it. BTW-does this shirt make me look fat?

All stuffed animals need to take necessary precautions. I am busy sniffing out more details and will update you as necessary

I have the encryption key and I am not afraid to release it. Power to the people-keep the net free baby!

Busy making love not war....

Bwwwaahhhhaa, Bearemy will ultimately learn the truth...

Comments

  1. Theresa berntson says:

    I,m So with the bears concept of this mess. Glad you are keeping the Box he was the last one off to make money at the ball park.Needs money for KATIE’!!!!!!!!!

  2. I totally loved this post… totally made me laugh!! Thanks for this, I needed it!