Urgent Public Safety Announcement

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Dear Residents of Denver (and all surrounding areas):

Please be on the lookout for a white female, 81, driving a blue Ford Expedition. She has been spotted driving 20 miles or more below the speed limit since her recent move into Colorado boundaries. She is frequently lost and easily confused. She often has her GPS unit set to the Afrikaan language unknowingly. If spotted, please do not attempt to apprehend. Stall her with questions about her grandchildren and call the  family immediately. She can be dangerous if provoked and will threaten to call your manager when cornered.

Thank you for your attention to this important public safety message.

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Comments

  1. Dawn says:

    Guess your mom has moved to town? LOL

  2. Connie Weiss says:

    LOL! I need to make one of these about my husband. I think I need to take his driving privileges away.

  3. Jenny in Ca says:

    hee-hee! We actually put our gps on French or Spanish for kicks…
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  4. Lori says:

    All surrounding areas of Denver…that’s us! LOL!

    And just think, within the year my younger son and your older son will be on the roads too!
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