The Man Book

Carter has gotten into spitting lately. Well, not really spitting but making the noise that he is. Of course both Bob and I are not allowing it but this is how our cuddle/tickle session went yesterday:

Carter is tickling me and ‘spits’.

Me: No, don’t do that. I have already told you that is not OK. It is GROSS!

Carter: It may be gross to girls but not to boys. It is on page 1 of the Man Book mom. I know, I read it!

Seriously, how does this kid come up with this stuff? And dear heavens, is there a such thing as the Man Book?

Comments

  1. THERESA BERNTSON says:

    NEVER HEARD OF "THE MANS BOOK" NOW YOU HAVE SECTION 10– CARTERS WORLD YOU WILL FIND IT UNDER THE BEARS

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  3. He's too cute :)

    If there is truly a man book, I think we should get a chance to maybe edit it… because lets be honest, men need us to guide them lol
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  4. That is priceless. It's one of those moments that you just have to stop and enjoy. And wonder where these kids come up with these things!
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  5. I don't know about the man book, but I know all about the man cave. My son makes a motion like he is going to bite (jokingly) I have told him to stop doing this before he gets a hold of someone accidentally. I have three boys and they love to wrestle around, so I refuse to buy new couches in the living room til they move out! If there is a man book you can bet other discusting things are in there because, they certainly are playing their own game when they use the restroom. Now the man cave is a whole nother blog…